At some point of the relationship, have you ever been scared that you’d end up not having anything to talk about at all? Or are you in a blossoming relationship where everything gives you butterflies and don’t know when or whether to start the conversation? Here are some pretty funny conversation starters for you and your spouse this Valentine’s Day!
- Would you rather be forced to dance every time you heard music or be forced to sing along to any song you heard?
- Would you rather be a reverse centaur or a reverse mermaid/merman?
- Would you rather have edible spaghetti hair that regrows every night or sweat maple syrup?
- Would you rather have to read aloud every word you read or sing everything you say out loud?
- Would you rather have to fart loudly every time you have a serious conversation or have to burp after every kiss?
- Would you rather use eye drops made of vinegar or toilet paper made from sandpaper?
- Would you rather have bad breath or smelly feet?
- Would you rather have to sneeze but not be able to or have something stuck in your eye for an entire year?
- Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
- Would you rather give bad advice or take bad advice?
- Would you rather go a month without Internet or go a month without bathing?
- Would you rather sound like Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck for the rest of your life?
- Would you rather email an embarrassing email to your entire company or eat an entire stick of butter?
- Would you rather drink all your food from a baby bottle or wear visible diapers for the rest of your life?
- Would you rather never laugh again or never use your smartphone again?
- Would you rather have a permanent splinter under your big toenail or have a permanent bad haircut?
- Would you rather always have a song stuck in your head or always have an itch that you can’t reach?
- Would you rather get a paper cut between your fingers every time you turn a page or bite your tongue every time you eat food?
- Would you rather only be able to eat other people’s leftovers or only be able to eat burnt food?
- Would you rather have to wear every shirt inside out or every pair of pants backwards?